Friends, sitcom nerds, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury How I Met Your Mother, not to praise it.
The longing that men do loves after them;
The good is oft interred with their boning;
So let it be with HIMYM. The noble Bays/Thomas
Hath told you HIMYM was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault;
And grievously hath HIMYM answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Bays/Thomas and the rest, —
For Bays/Thomas were honorable-wait-for-it-men;
So are they all, all honorable men, —
Come I to speak in HIMYM funeral.
It was my friend, faithful and really screwed up how that whole thing happened at the end but we probably should have seen it coming since this was not a story of love as we age but the love we have as we grow and just to me:
But Bays/Thomas say they were ambitious;
And I have no intention of watching How I Met Your Dad.