T-Rex Trying to start a bobsled team…
There are real villains in this world, but they don’t always get real justice, do they? You wanna believe karma’s gonna get ‘em but karma doesn’t always come through. I guess you have to accept that sometimes in life you just don’t get that knockout punch.
How I Met Your Mother(via broadwhy)
Snark is often conflated with cynicism, which is a troublesome misreading. Snark may speak in cynical terms about a cynical world, but it is not cynicism itself. It is a theory of cynicism. The practice of cynicism is smarm.
The Queen and Parliament would never have allowed this to happen back home in England," head men’s soccer coach and British native Gregg Miller may have said to himself. "They love their football too much to cancel a game over health care.
Mahattanville College press release, “Men’s Soccer vs. USMMA Postponed Due to Government’s Inability to Pay Bills”